That one day, we will all be able to work together free of the tyranny of disgusting coffee spills in the kitchen… Of other people’s messes that they failed to clean up for the their fellow compatriots as we barge ahead together on our common corporate mission.
Let us live together in harmony. Let us realize that your next beverage and my next beverage are intertwined. Our futures are inextricably tied together. Brothers. Sisters. Clean up after yourselves!
— by two coworkers who prefer to remain anonymous
I have a dream…