When I’m found dead, they won’t have to perform an autopsy. The cause will be an overdose of Ben and Jerry’s new flavor, Bananas on the Rum. It’s currently only available from their “Scoop Shops.”
Had it existed at the time, Wierd Al Yankovic would have used this flavor instead in his song “I Love Rocky Road:”
And if I get fat and lose my teeth,
that’s fine with me.
Just lock me in the freezer,
and throw away the key.