The Suboptimal Way Archive
The suboptimal way to open a Mac Mini
0 Comments Published by Eric April 9th, 2008 in Hardware, The Suboptimal WayI wanted to clone an image of the internal hard drive of a new Mac Mini before booting it up. It is common knowledge that a putty knife is the tool to use, as long as it has a thin blade. However, I found a posting to one of Apple’s own forum claiming [...]
The suboptimal way to fly from Denver to San Jose
1 Comment Published by Eric April 7th, 2008 in The Suboptimal Way, TravelI was on Frontier Airlines flight 169 from Denver to San Jose this morning. It was scheduled to be a nonstop departing Denver at 8:25 AM MDT and arriving in San Jose at 10:06 AM PDT. We departed a few minutes late, but the real reason we didn’t arrive in San Jose until 12:06 PM [...]
The suboptimal way to take the 2010 US census
0 Comments Published by Eric March 26th, 2008 in Blog/website/news comments, Computing, The Suboptimal WayOne of the earliest uses of punched card tabulating machines, the forerunner of modern computers, was the US Census, as described by Wikipedia:
[Herman] Hollerith built machines under contract for the US Census Bureau, which used them to tabulate the 1890 census in only one year. The 1880 census had taken eight years. [...] In [...]
The suboptimal way to buy ink
0 Comments Published by Eric March 23rd, 2008 in Hardware, The Suboptimal WayI’ve generally been happy with my Epson Stylus R300 printer. I chose it because of its ability to print onto printable CD-R/DVD-R media, which wasn’t common at the time. As with all inkjet printers, though, it subjects the owner to the Inkjet Conspiracy.
Dealing with the college Admissions and Records bureacracy
0 Comments Published by Eric March 20th, 2008 in School & Education, The Suboptimal WayOn March 6, I went to the Admissions and Records office at Mission College, and turned in two separate things:
An “Application for Degree” form, with math course substitutions from other institutions signed off by the chairman of the math department, and a completed worksheet (the application deadline was March 7)
A transcript from De Anza College, [...]
Suboptimal way to store maple syrup
0 Comments Published by Eric March 5th, 2008 in The Suboptimal WayI went to Costco on the weekend, and bought, among other things, a 64 oz. jug of real maple syrup. Today I was getting something out of a kitchen cabinet, and discovered that the bottom of the cabinet was covered with syrup. It appears that the jug has a hairline crack on the [...]
Suboptimal Christmas: how to not get a Lectron electronic kit
1 Comment Published by Eric March 3rd, 2008 in Electrical Engineering, Family, The Suboptimal WayIn the 1970s I got to visit my grandparents every summer. They had a big house, and sometimes I liked to play in the large basement. My grandfather’s wood shop was down there, though I didn’t spend much time in it when he wasn’t there working on something. There was a lot [...]
The suboptimal way to get a copy of a journal article
4 Comments Published by Eric February 23rd, 2008 in Hardware, The Suboptimal WayIn 1990, Bob Pease of National Semiconductor published a “design idea” in the June 14, 1990 issue of Electronic Design for the use of a FET for reverse-polarity protection, with the advantage that it will typically have much lower forward voltage drop than a diode. Pease mentions this on page 164 of his book Troubleshooting [...]
The suboptimal way to run a primary election
2 Comments Published by Eric February 20th, 2008 in Blog/website/news comments, The Suboptimal Way, VotingThe DNC ruled that because Florida and Michigan held their primaries earlier than party rules allow, Florida and Michigan delegates will not be allowed to vote at the convention. Apparently the party feels that the voters of those states should be disenfranchised because their representatives broke party rules. Now there’s a big controversy [...]
Eating oatmeal the suboptimal way
0 Comments Published by Eric February 19th, 2008 in Humor, The Suboptimal WayI’m eating my oatmeal with a fork today. As was said in The Matrix, “there is no spoon.” At least, not in the break room at work. I was too lazy to go to another floor in search of one.
Reminds me of an outdated joke, that used to be told before 1998:
Why does [...]
