I heard about that other guy that was moving out and needin’ all his stuff ta disappear quicklike, and advertised on Craigslist, and got rid of it all durn fast. That got me to thinkin’. I hafta move out of my present digs by noon on January 20 of oh-nine, and I’m far too busy to deal with it. Heck, I’d probably misunderestimate the time it would take anyhow. So why don’t y’all come around that mornin’ and pick up whatever stuff ya like. The address is:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

I hear the new owner of the place is throwin’ some sorta big shindig that day, but don’t mind that none. If anyone asks, just tell ‘em Dubya sent ya.

Thanks!
Dubya