Eating oatmeal the suboptimal way
Published by Eric February 19th, 2008 in Humor, The Suboptimal WayI’m eating my oatmeal with a fork today. As was said in The Matrix, “there is no spoon.” At least, not in the break room at work. I was too lazy to go to another floor in search of one.
Reminds me of an outdated joke, that used to be told before 1998:
Why does John Elway eat his cereal from a plate?
Because he lost all his bowls!
Of course, the Broncos finally won Super Bowls XXXII and XXXIII in 1998 and 1999, and Elway was voted MVP in the latter.

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