From the Congressional testimony of Patricia Dunn, former Chairman of the Board of Hewlett Packard, regarding the company’s use of fraudulent means to obtain the telephone records of reporters and fellow board members:

Committee Chairman Joe Barton (R-Texas):  “If I called you up, Ms. Dunn, and said ‘I’d like your phone records,’ would you give them to me?”

Patricia Dunn:  “In your position, I would give you my phone records.”

Barton:  “Well, praise the Lord.  I wouldn’t give you mine.”

Dunn:  “I hope that doesn’t mean you have something to hide.”